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Worried you’re going to mess up Mother’s Day?

Did you forget to get something? Did you say “well, you’re not my mother”? Tell me you didn’t say that to her… Did you know Mother’s Day is the most dangerous day of the year for couples?

Hopefully, it’s not too late. I’ll do what I can to help. Here’s what you should do:

1. Make a card

Happy Mother's Day Card

If you want, you can steal the one I made by downloading it here. I like cards with innuendos and humour, if your wife doesn’t appreciate that thing, make your own. I highly suggest Canva – I use it for all my graphics. Or, you can grab my template if you like and use it as a starting point.

The point is, you don’t have to go out, you can make one. Even just hand-write it if you’re not good with technology. It will be appreciated so long as the message is sincere.

2. Get a gift

Now, ideally you would have thought about this earlier and had one on the way. Sometimes it doesn’t work out. So, if you need something quick, chocolates are often a win and a simple trip to the grocery store can get them.

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3. Make / buy dinner

Lastly, don’t make your wife make dinner. Either make it for her (and something better than Mac & Cheese), go out (if you can/want, we’re still in COVID lockdowns here), or order in. The point is, don’t make her cook or do dishes. Yeah, I know many of you cook often and clean up as well. But today isn’t a good day to share the workload. It’s a good day to take it all on.

4. Set a reminder for next year

So you aren’t surprised again. I think with some more planning you can do even better.

If this was helpful, let me know – shoot me an email at [email protected]. If it was, I’ll make more of these helpful pages (maybe one for Father’s Day to help your wives).

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